Following is a mail forward!! Its awesome and each is 1 of a kind!! Enjoy!!!
If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
--------------- Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person
--------------------------is like, expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. (Think about it.)
Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!Now that's Attitude…!!!
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did-----------------------and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affairs.When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.-----------------------------They said, he who never lived, cannot die! (Point to be noted)
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
----------------------He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles! (so rude!!)
So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
---------------------------but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
Only 20 percent girls have brains,
---------------------------the rest have boyfriends! (v true!! heheh)
All desirable things in life are either
--------------------------- illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
Laziness is our biggest enemy-Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
--------------90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
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Where there's a will there's a won't. ;)
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